May 15, 2007, 10:39 AM // 10:39
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: May 2007
Guild: [iQ]
Profession: P/
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This is all a Warrior ever needs! PvE and PvP! READ THIS!
I, Trust In The Wammo, have discovered the paramount build a warrior will ever need. Now, I want you to read all the way through, and give it some serious thought:
[skill]frenzy[/skill] [skill]healing signet[/skill] [skill]signet of stamina[/skill] [skill]endure pain[/skill] [skill]defy pain[/skill] [skill]dolyak signet[/skill] [skill]mending[/skill] [skill]light of dwayna[/skill]
Okay, I know what you are thinking: What's up with that? I'll tell you what's up with that!
1. Frenzy - Infinitely useful. It makes sure those wussy healers don't rest on their laurels. You don't want your monks freezing up on a clutch base push or on that big bad green dropping boss. That's what they are for, right? Double damage isn't all that bad, that's why we've got armor.
2. Healing Signet - Sometimes your monks really suck. With Healing Signet, you can heal through the Frenzy with this! Don't stop hitting that Frenzy button! You brought your own heals! Watch the kills rack up!
3. Signet of Stamina - This awesome skill gives you more health instantly! Who doesn't want that!?! Anyways, the best use of this one is to hit it before you attack, hit frenzy, and make sure your monks have infuse on a mouse bind! They had better!
4.Endure Pain - Classic! It gives you more health too! Who could argue with that!?! Only people who use the outdated skill Protective Spirit. What self-respecting Warrior wants to be protected by a spirit? You've got a helmet and a Dolyak Signet!!
5. Defy Pain - Not that you need that armor bonus, but you can always use the extra health! With the proper runes, you can achieve impressive heights of health! My current record is 1.4k health! Who is going to spike through that? NOBODY! Now you can keep Frenzy up all the time! It makes the calls of "My Health is 13 out of 1441!" even more impressive! Your team will be in awe of your HP prowess!
6. Dolyak Signet - No Warrior should leave home without this one! Let them come to you! You can't be knocked down and even more armor! Who cares about speed? Speed is a thing of the past! You'll never get kited, mostly because you aren't moving fast enough to be perceived as a threat! Little do they know! You aren't called a "tank" for nothing! Fit the bill with this killer skill!
7. Mending - Okay...I've heard the things people say. "What do you want?" "WTF R U DOING!?!!!?!?1" and "Why on Earth do you even have a sword?" Those words have inspired me to place this terrific skill, Mending, in to my prized build. Sure, it takes a little energy to use, but that +3 health regen? Priceless! You don't need energy! You've got a Zealous sword! Combine that with Frenzy and you've got endless energy!
8. Light of Dwayna - I hate situations like this one. You are the last one alive and everyone else's broken battered corpse litter the ground. Everyone focuses their attention on you...what do you do? I'll tell you! You bust out this bad boy, raising up all of your fallen teammates within a certain radius. They'll provide you with the cover you need to wipe out everything, or hightail it out of there, depending on the situation.
Now, if you've made it this far, I congratulate you. You now have all the tools if a Master Warrior. Go Solo the Underworld or go 1 vs. 12 in AB! You'll make it! YOU ARE A REAL MAN!
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May 15, 2007, 11:02 AM // 11:02
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sweden
Guild: [test]
Profession: W/
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Hahaha I acctually enjoyed reading that.
you missed april 1st with more than a month though... for sure the forum and Submit Reply-button cannot lag THAT much... or?
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May 15, 2007, 11:51 AM // 11:51
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(屮ಠ益ಠ)屮
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hong Kong
Guild: Guildless
Profession: Mo/
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I'm guessing it's supposed to be a joke.
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May 15, 2007, 12:25 PM // 12:25
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Jungle Guide
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best warrior guide i have ever read. Blew my mind completely.
i am still in shock and awe by how much i have been missing out
Last edited by farmpig; May 15, 2007 at 12:27 PM // 12:27..
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May 15, 2007, 01:25 PM // 13:25
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Feb 2007
Guild: Shazam
Profession: E/Mo
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I was about to post all the things wrong with the build when I realised it was a joke. Nice one :P
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May 15, 2007, 01:42 PM // 13:42
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Houston, Texas
Guild: Dawn Treaders [DAWN]
Profession: W/Mo
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After all that, you forgot to mention equipment! That build just won't work without a fiery dragon sword!
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May 15, 2007, 04:27 PM // 16:27
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#9
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Pale Blue Dot
Guild: The Royal Phoenix
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Excellent guide, going to try that out in PvP. Nobody will ever see it coming.
Mending on a warrior... genious. You rock man.
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May 15, 2007, 04:36 PM // 16:36
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#10
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Beyond the Forest of Doom, past the Cavern of Agony... on Kitten & Puppy Island
Guild: Soul of Melandru [sOm]
Profession: W/E
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... I have seen the light!
Thankyou, O Father, for this, thy messenger of radiant pwnage...
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May 15, 2007, 06:47 PM // 18:47
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Jan 2007
Guild: Lotus Branca[Lbr]
Profession: Mo/Me
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mournblade
After all that, you forgot to mention equipment! That build just won't work without a fiery dragon sword!
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Dont forget to add knight's insignia to every piece of equipment you own: -15 damage FTW!
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May 15, 2007, 06:58 PM // 18:58
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Houston, Texas
Guild: Dawn Treaders [DAWN]
Profession: W/Mo
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Should I go all sup vig, or all sup absorb?
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